April 16
Dear Anonymous,
Regarding to your question sent this past Thursday (April 16, 2009) to me I think, which goes:
What produces the purr of a cat?
I have to say one thing:
When content, llamas hum.
That we learned.
When content, cats purr.
See the relation, yes?
Cat purrs are also known as motors.
Well… cat motors.
But who cares?
Anyway, the motors purr louder or softer depending on the cat.
For the love of gosh and all beyond please don’t put oil into your cat.
It will purr, yes.
When dying, cats purr.
Fact of life.
See?
Back to track: They fill up their throats with air to purr.
Exact mechanism? Who knows.
Ask the dude who invented them.
Anyway, did I answer your question?
Yes?
Have fun then!
Greki
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Dear Anonymous,
Regarding to your question sent this past week, dunno when, which goes:
Why do I need to do my hw?
I have to tell you:
Dunno.
Popular belief: It helps you “nail it down.”
Never mind what.
I particularly don’t believe in homework.
Not in the modern sense at least.
All it does is deprive you from sleep and make you abhor your work all the more.
It robs your freedom.
Main cause of zombie-ism, I assure you.
I would know.
I’ve got zombie proof living with me after all.
Anyway, if you’re interested in something, goodness knows you don’t need the “emotional support” that teachers tend to hand over in drunken stupors.
Oh yeah.
But that’s not what you asked me, yes?
Well, I shall tell you now what an old teacher told me:
“You don’t do your homework, you fail. You fail, no job. No job, no roof. No roof, no food. No food... well, that’s probably when you’ll decide to hello ‘El Padrino’ and then take note that maybe ‘box’ doesn’t sound so bad, after all.”
Such drama...
But, yeah…
It trains you on the art of the desk.
Maybe teach you something or the other…
Who knows?
Anyway, thanks for the question!
Have fun!
Greki
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Dear Anonymous,
Regarding to your question sent the week before the past one, seemingly Sunday… or something like that, not sure, which goes:
Why do we have to change the clock's hour in summer?
I simply have to say one thing:
Troublesome.
Anyway, it’s called Daylight saving time, and some random Canadian dude invented it.
We advance the hour so afternoons last longer.
Too bad for us, school’s usually in the morning.
Dunno why they bother.
Apparently it helps with depression.
Makes you rise earlier, after all.
Many disagree, though.
I do.
Hour earlier, hour later.
The same.
I wake up at 5.
Daylight or no.
I go to school at 7.
Daylight or no.
Why bother?
To save energy?
We still watch TV.
Daylight or no.
We use the PC.
Daylight or no.
We go to work.
Daylight or not.
We… well, you get the idea.
The case is we do everything en masse.
Take Las Vegas, for example.
You think they bother?
Anyway, thanks for the question!
Have fun!
Greki
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Dear Fortea,
Regarding to your question sent this past Tuesday (April 14, 2009) to me, as we all know, which goes something like this:
Why the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and
everything was 42?
I think I need to tell you a story:
Once upon a time there was Dude #1 who thought the world was round.
Wait! That wasn’t it…
Once upon a time there was this dude, called #1, who thought up a world. What about? Who knows. Never read the book.
Wait… it wasn’t a book.
Anyway, Dude #1, for that was his name, created this world, yes, but ended up destroying it.
Climax’s sake, after all.
Anyway, with it he created a man.
I think.
But Dude #2 escaped the Ruin of the World.
In his head, the greatest treasure:
A super-powered up set of Scrabble.
Oh yeah.
Anyway, with randomness he pulled out some of its letters.
“What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” it said, voice deep and all.
If it could talk, that is.
“Forty-two,” was Dude #2’s reply.
Which is, as we know, the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
“I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.”
Couldn’t agree more, dude.
Anyway, what he didn’t know was that Dude #1 thought up that word in sake of a good story.
Poor fans, including Google, ‘cause they sought “42” in all the meaningful babble.
Like, try Google search.
Something curious.
But yes, that is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Hope it helped!
Have fun!
Greki