// We finally have internet back, yay! Sorry we took so long, so this time we have 5 answers for you :D //
June 06
Sooo…. Since last week and the week before that there was no Ask The Greki, today we’re in for a threat!
Woo!
So, without further ado:
Dear TF,
Regarding to your question sent… the past month… hehehe (May 14, 2009), which goe--I swear it wasn’t my fault!
Really!
It wasn’t like I lazy-ed out and left it to be answered another week just ‘cause I was lazy--Wait!
That didn’t come out right…
Okay, again:
It’s just that I didn’t answer it when I needed to and then shi—eet…
“Sheet”.
Yes, “sheet” happened and thus I was unable to answer when it was due and,
Oh, darn it! I’m sorry okay!?
Now forgive me!
I command you!
…
Okay… that out of the way…
We’ll start again.
Comprende usted, compadre?
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…Lol, it’s so cool to pretend I don’t know Spanish…
Anyway.
Dear TF,
Regarding to your question sent this past—you know? I’ll skip this and go straight to the question:
Why people have 5 fingers on each limb?
I just have to say one thing:
I once met someone with six fingers.
But… yeah, I do suppose you’re talking about the general…HEY!
WAIT A MOMMENT!
Aren’t you supposed to know this??
For all that’s worth and shiny!
You’re studying medicine for poor African kids’ sake!
Why are you asking *me*?????!!!!
You’re trying to give me a headache, aren’t you?
I swear you’re in an evil complot with evil ugly LORD C (= annoying alarm clock from last session)—and it doesn’t involve her 71 or so marriage proposals—in order to make my life miserable!
AGH!
But, on another note, to answer your question:
S’ppose it’d be in Mo’ther N’ture’ will to be so.
So, yes, see ya.
Greki
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Dear Chutk--…
Wait…
You’re not so dear.
…hmmm…
Deer Chutkat…
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…Doesn’t convince me either…
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Okay!
Dear Orange-Eating-Dragon-n00b-In-Disguise-And-Androgynous-Artist-All-Rolled-Into-One thing or something called Chutkat,
Regarding to your question sent one happy-turned-sour-all-thanks-to-you day, which I won’t dignify myself into remembering…
The day, I mean.
Which… goes-something-like-this:
What are hamburgers in pokemon made of?
I have one thing to say:
I hate you.
But since I’m so kind, and wonderful, and fun, and all-around loving, I shall now tell you this:
You’re doing this one purpose, aren’t you?
Grr…
Err… back to track.
So, yes…
Pokemon food, huh?
Well, perhaps you might find what you need in this lovely cook book:
http://www.scs.uiuc.edu/suslick/pokemon.html
Now I want some ribs for myself…
You know what it lacked though?
Spicy (Tor)chicken.
:D
So… break a leg or something.
Greki
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Dear JH-Kael,
Regarding to your question sent this past… month as well (did you all people liked May or something?), which goes something like… wow, that’s a nice question:
I've always wondered why fiends/beasts/monsters in videogames carries coins, rupees or money... that doesn't make the protagonists of videogames thiefs??
I have to simply say this:
Didn’t you know that in the past it was considered an honor to loot the fallen?
Well, at least that was so during Knight Campaigns.
What? Did you actually expect all those sweaty guys working en masse in order to pay for their food and ext.?
Pfft! Pl-uh-ease!
Where does that leave the fun?
No, no. Whenever they conquered a city they divided all of the treasure:
Weapons, food, armor… women…
Yep, let’s face it girls.
We were high quality, fought-off products in the past.
Really high demand.
So high, in fact that even to this day poor guys gotta fight whip and stone in order to spend some quality time with their tormen--beloved ones!
But why whip and stone?
Well, whip ‘cause if you’re a guy and you don’t do what yer mighty girl asks of you faster than the crack of a whip… well, say hello to Mr. Lonely Couch.
(Plus other un-pleasantries… which I won’t mention ‘cause who knows what poor, underage, innocent—hah, hah—kids are wondering around these parts…)
And stone,
‘Cause, well, if she whips twice and you fail them both, well, you can say goodbye to Mr. Lonely Couch for sure…
But I can assure you, saying hello to Mr. Stone-does-hurt isn’t that much better.
But that wasn’t what you asked, was it?
Hmm… yep.
Character games are thieves.
And, don’t let this little tidbit of information wear out your “Knight In Shinning Armor” fantasies, girls.
Even if Knight may be thieves, they are still noble and tragic.
Don’t you worry.
…
Well… perhaps not that noble...
But certainly enough tragic.
Soo, have fun!
Thanks for the question!
See ya!
Greki
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Dear Shur,
First of all I would like to thank you for answering my question:
Dear Greki,
Regarding to your question sent on May 16, which goes like this:
…Btw, why did I just scream my name?
I have to say that perhaps you like yelling at people…
Second,
Yes, I do like yelling at people…
You got a problem with that, Buddy?
Do you?!
DO YOOUUUUU???
Thank you.
Now, without further ado:
Regarding to you question sent the past Month (internet issues, people—not my fault this time), which I do believe goes like this:
Why "all together" is written separated, and "separated" is written all together?
I have to say something:
Do I look like I’m one of those writhing dead people whom like to MWAHAHA in their graves in expense of the poor foolish butt-heads that don’t know the finer aspects of their language?
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I’ll let you know I’m not dead.
Even if I do MWAHAHA at the expense of hidden n00bs. *coughcough*Chutkat*coughcough*
Lol, wonder if I’ll get sued on cruelty against the Chutkats.
So, yep. I’m not dead.
Either way I’m going to tell you ‘cause my superior brain is just awesome like that.
All together is written separated ‘cause usually when someone screams “all together now!” there is always a poor slow fool who’s always left behind:
Music Teacher directing the chorus.
Chorus: La la la la-ra-la-ra-lala (Teacher: All together now!) LAAAAAAAA—(T: Now stop!)……
Random kid in the back: (Starting along with chorus) La la la la-ra-la-ra-lala (Teacher: All together now!) LAAAAAAAA—(T: Now stop!)AAAA—(teacher glares)Ahh… whoops…
And separated is written “all together” because of this:
Music Teacher splits up the class in two groups.
Teacher: Okay, first group A will start alone, and at my signal you’ll shut up and B will enter, then you will be again separated, A will start, then B will follow, at the end we’ll go all together!
Group A starts: AHHHHH--(Teacher signals)….!
Group B at the signal: Ehhhh—(Teacher signals)…!
Group A at second signal: Ahhh—(Signal)…!
Group B starts again: Ehhh—!
Stray kids from A: (At the same time than B) Ahhh--!
Teacher stops the practice.
Teacher: I said you’ll go again separated!
Kids: But you said all together!
And so the story goes…
Does that answer your question?
Greki
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Dear Jorge Saucedo,
Regarding to your question sent this past… hey! You’re the first one from this month! Woot! Ha ha! (Jun 3, 2009) Lol, sorry… anyway, which goes:
¿:Porque 30 días tiene Septiembre?
Translation: Why 30 days have September?
I have to say one thing:
Hmm…
……
…Hmmm…
………….
You know, my life is a lie…
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I think I want to cry…
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How could they have done this to me???
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Change all Calendars I saw so that I would think September was the one to have 30 days!
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But that was not so! That was not soooooo!
30 days have September!!!!!!!
What will I doooooo?
How could this beeeeee???
The world has come to an end for me!
AAAAAUUUGGGHH!
I’m sorry. I just can’t respond that to you…
My whole knowledge is a *lieeeee*…
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No wonder I failed all those history tests, btw…
…hmm…
Oh well, all this drama gives me a nice excuse to eat some ice-cream!
Ha ha! Thanks! I’ll go now and get some!
Hah, hah, see ya!
Greki