Well, I suppose all of you who do take the time to follow this section of Ask The Greki noticed that, without any kind of forewarning, last session simply did not happen.
And thus, I would suppose, you said, “oh teh NOES!” with the whole burden in your hearts…
…
…Pfft, sure.
Anyway, so, real question here: Why?
So I respond:
I’m a lazy bum.
And I’m too lazy to deny it.
Plus, really, the fact that evil ugly Lord C decided that Saturday was a good day for killing off your PC did not particularly invoke any sort of hardworking reaction within my lazy bum of a muse, which was, I should note, deeply, utterly, absolutely absorbed *coughcough*obsessed*coughcough* with the Twelve Kingdoms’ anime and books.
Thus went my dilemma.
So, yeah, sorry to the two awesomely awesome people who took the time to send off their awesomely true head-aching questions that just simply caused me much grief—ENJOYEMENT! And lots of sleepless nights too… FROM EXCITEMENT!
But…seriously people, where the heck do you come up with all that stuff?
Even so, thankies!
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Sooo, yes, first question comes from the much beloved doctor from last session (June 6, 2009):
Dear TF,
Regarding to your question sent exactly a day after last session (June 7, 2009), which I did not answer due to the aforementioned circumstances and which goes something like this:
Why the moon have a dark side? Is it evil and is trying to conquer the galaxy trough an Empire?
I will ask you one thing:
Do you know the story of the moon hare?
It is said that long ago, when spirit-folk still walked among men, Quetzalcoatl, the feathered serpent, lived on among mortals in their shape. As a man he starved and tired, and so was that after a long time of walking, he could move no more. Death was sure to come, but when the last thoughts of despair were about to cross his mind, a grazing hare from some little ways away walked up to him and offered its body in fare.
“Take my body,” it said, “and dine it to be spared.”
And so it was said that the divine one, moved by the noble spirit of this hare, thus engraved its image on the moon, forever drawn in smoky pale. And so, when the waxen hare descended back upon the earth, the serpent God of all creation stated, “Now and forever none shall forget you, for your memory shall be kept forever carved in light.”
So the story went.
Fin.
So yep, there’s no one up there all evil and dark. Ugly evil lord C should be the only one to worry you, indeed. But no worries, people. There are no orange trees in the moon….
….And I seem to remember… weren’t you in an evil plot of world domination along with that certain n00b in disguise?
Greki
Btw, don’t ask me where the heck is your cheese. Look at your stomach with all those fancy doctor tools you’ve got if you truly want to know.
…Or wait for it to come out.
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Dear Kerivan,
Regarding to your question sent, likewise, sometime in the past week (June 8, 2009), to Chutkat, whom forwarded it to me, which goes:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
…Are you talking about an American or European swallow?
In short, I would suppose you mean either of these two scenarios, which shall be mentioned when they are due.
a) Air-speed velocity when a person can’t swallow, i.e. is chocking:
…I suppose this would be quite obvious to say, but…
Well, there’s a reason why people tend to turn blue at times, you know…
If you don’t then you’re either very lucky… or simply no longer among us.
b) When a Swallow needs to either poop or have babies.
Well, taking the meaning of…
Forget either of these two scenarios.
I kinda screwed up in the meaning, lol. Sorry, unladed doesn’t mean “loaded” but the opposite.
Well, for case a) I’d say about as fast as you can manage to swallow.
b) Since the Swallow’s supposed to not have anything within, I’d say about 11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
If he’s not death, that is. Imagine what’d be like to be all empty within? Talk about loneliness to the extreme.
Yep.
So, see ya.
Greki
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Now, today we have a bit of an occurrence.
Apparently I, too, can ask questions… and not have them answered merely by me, fortunately.
Seriously, do you know how difficult it is to surprise myself with my own answer???
Short of amnesia, it is very difficult…
…
Believe me.
Anyway, so there’s this guy you’ve read about in past entries, named Shur, who has taken a likening to answering the questions I throw his way:
Dear Greki,
Regarding to your question sent on May 16, which goes like this:
…Btw, why did I just scream my name?
I have to say that perhaps you like yelling at people...
To which I responded:
Yes, I do like yelling at people…
You got a problem with that, Buddy?
Do you?!
DO YOOUUUUU???
And so he took it upon himself to promptly answer this:
Dear GrekiRegarding to your question (s) sent this past June 6th, which goes (all of them) like this:>You got a problem with that, Buddy?>Do you?!>DO YOOUUUUU???>Does that answer your question?
Well, before answering to you, I have to say that it seems you like to answer questions with... well, questions =OAnd also, it seems I like to answer your answers.... for the good old times =DBut anyway, now to your.. answersIn the order it goes:1.- No, I do not have a problem... since I can't hear you yell =B2.- See answer no. 13.- See answer no. 24.- Not at all, but still, I like your unique way of answering, or asking, or whatever it is.
Ah, and btw, I know I (capitalize the I), I CAN only send one question per week, but since I'm not you, nor I'm in the Ask The Greki section, you (er, I mean, YOU) , YOU can send as many questions as you like... --------Ok, now on to MY question (in singular)(ok, not-so-original-question)Is it OK if I answer to your questions/answers, or should I limit to ask YOU?
To which I shall now respond:
Dear Shur,
Regarding to your question sent one confusing day such as that, which goes… like that, I would like to say one thing:
Sure, feel free.
And thus I will ask you this:
If you were offered a chance to be a Russian ballerina, would you take it?
Thanks!
Greki
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