Dear TF,

Regarding to your question sent this past… what the heck, mate? Aren’t we anxious? Geez, I don’t even finish answering one question and you already send me another??? Good Lord. (Saturday, Jun 20, 2009) Anyway, which goes:

Laziness huh?

And… to which I shall respond:
Nothing…
Geez, people, I told you.
ONE QUESTION per WEEK.
Otherwise you just make me confused.
Anyway, real question:

Why do you call Ugly evil lord C to Ugly evil lord C?

“…”
Dude… I seriously have no idea what are you talking about.
Anyway, let me tell you something.
To all of you people.
NO ONE… and that is NO ONE (other than myself) is allowed to call Ugly Evil Lord C “Ugly Evil Lord C”.
Or I’ll crush you like an insect. :D
Anyway, as to your question…. I suppose you are asking why I call Ugly Evil Lord C that way?
Well, simple. She likes to traumatize my innocent person whenever she has a chance…
Like… right now. *turns to C* Dammit, ewww! Change the damn channel, will ya? Uggh!
So, yep.

Anyway, thanks for the question!
Have fun!
Greki
PS: You’re never on when I’m on.

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Dear Shur,
Regarding to your question sent this past Sunday (June 21, 2009) to my lovely email, which goes:

Do you know who I am?

I only have one thing to say:
Do you know who I am?
Really… dude.
I mean, geez, are you aware that you just made yourself a potentially big bulls eye for unmerciful harassment and endless teasing?
The fact that I know the answer to life, the universe and everything does not give me any sort of super awesome cool and strategically useful abilities such as mind-reading in order to know just what the heck is going on in your head!
Really!
Anyway. So, as I can’t tell you that, I do suppose I’ll just have to invent you.
Your eyes shall be brown, almost black. You’ll wear glasses, and be on the lanky side. Not so fair skin, but not all that tanned either. I believe that your hair will be seal brown, perhaps bistre; short and all nerdy like. But, alas, that nerdy look is just for… well, looks, ‘cause you’ll be this little devil in disguise and simply torment people left and right with your sarcastic replies and clever remarks. Hmm… you’ll like music, btw, especially violin and the flute.
Ohhh, and you’ll be always hyperactive!
Mm-hmm. *nods*
So, how does your new you suits you?

Thanks for the question!
Have fun!
Greki