March 20
Dear Anonymous,
Regarding to your question sent this past Tuesday March 17, 2009, to… me, which… unfortunately goes something like this:
Why do I take my snot out?
I have one thing to say…
Dude, you have some serious obsessive-compulsive disorder.
But… anyway, as to why you… take your snot out, well, I do suppose you must find the… texture pleasant to the touch, or something similar… I suppose. Anyway, I do believe that sometimes we just have this… not-so-pleasant habits due to the fact that… that… life’s still full of mysteries. Yes, and that’s why we feel compelled to experience everything we feel the need to experience even if it is something like… taking your snot out.
So, I suppose now that you have fulfilled that need, you are always invited to stop. J
Thanks for the question!
Have fun!
Greki
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Dear JH-Kael,
Regarding to your question submitted this past Wednesday, March 18, 2009, to, *ahem*, my dear self, which goes:
waju pŕeguntas :3
porque esa r tiene acento?
I simply have to say this:
You know, mate?
That is actually a very good question. Unfortunately, our dear vast majority of readers are English speakers, so you shall receive the answer in the so-mentioned language. So, without further ado:
You see, there might be several reasons as to why such a weird thing might have happened.
First of all I would like to say that most people probably believe that you wanted to write “prégunta” (which is totally wrong, btw), but missed the button and ended up with that weird concoction. Now… I’m not like most people, so I know just how impossible it would be to write that out of accident using a Mexican keyboard; because, when you try to place an accent into a word with such a keyboard, if it’s not on top of a vowel, it simply does something like this: “p´regunta.”
Word programs are tricky things… and very spoiled too. They simply do whatever they want at the time they want, and write as however they *peep* please, which is kinda frustrating for us, writers, you see… ‘cause some of ‘em just like to change “xD” for “XD”… and they simply don’t get it in their little-void-processor-brain-thingies that we like things a certain way…
So… that theory is discarded.
Anyway, another possibility, which is the most reasonable one, is that you used the designed code for that symbol and/or inserted it through the Latin symbol database out of a text/word program such as the heavily renowned, all-‘round “EMPEROR-OF-ALL-PC-WRITING-JUST-‘CAUSE-THEY-DANR-FEEL-LIKE-IT-AND-OL’-GATES’S-GOT-THE-MONEY”, arm and leg-costly, mainly work-related program: MICROSOFT WORD. But that’d be cheating, and soooo very booooo-ring, so I’d doubt you’d do it.
So, I vouch for the third possibility.
You are part Russian and you don’t know it.
Yep.
So… why do I believe that?
Well, you see, the other day I was looking for some stuff and ended up in a Russian website (how do I know it was Russian, you ask? Well, ‘cause I’m just awesome…and, well, you can see in the web url the (dot) ru for Russia… xD), and I noted something very particular about it:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Greki/Russian.jpg
Yep, every single letter in every single word, of every single sentence in every single paragraph has some sort of accent above it, which… when you think about it, is probably quite frustrating to write…
Hmm…
That’s probably why many people don’t like Russian…
Anyway, can’t say you’re wholly Russian, though, ‘cause you don’t seem to share the passion Russians have for strange words filled up to the brim with even stranger accents, but, anyway, I’d say a small bit of yourself (the Russian self) might just want to break out into the open sometime soon, and probably take control of your brain to make you do all the little things Russian people might like to do—such as filling up your words with accents—, which I won’t mention due to a conflict of interests. All I have to say is this:
Love yourself, embrace your body, your emotions, your—*ahem*, and adoringly accept that little part of yourself that has been denied all this time, and which is most likely desiring your imminent death right now because of it. So just do as self-help books always say to do! Hit yourself!
Wait! No, that wasn’t it…
OH! Forgive yourself!
Yep!
I wonder if they say that because of the self-murderous feelings our inner selves tend have towards us, hmmm….
Anyway, thanks for the question! Hope this helped, and remember--! Get the darned scripts for Russian websites so that you can get to see the proper writing!
Have fun!
Greki
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Dear Kerivan,
Regarding to your question submitted this past… well, today, March 20, 2009, which goes,
If the clouds are white fluffy Sheeps
and the lighting a white quick dog
What are rainbows?
I shall now respond like this:
My dear, dear friend, there is absolutely nothing that can respond this question better than the following video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw
Soooo, did you get your answer?
Have fun!