March 28

Dear avencri,

Regarding to your question sent this past Friday, March 20, 2009, to… the-general-journal-entry-you-saw-this-section-in, which goes:

 

Y por que el paliacate que esta pegado a tu craneo?

Translation: And why the bandana that’s glued to your head?

 

I have one thing to say:

What’s up with you people and trying to get into my head?

I mean, seriously, it’s not all that fascinating. I mean, I know it’s growing out of my head, but that’s not strange… the hair, I mean. XD The same thing you see on the outside is on the inside. The only difference between each other is the color.

One’s kinda all color-y like, while the other is… well, you should know. XD

So yeah, brains may not be always be present, but I do have my moments, okay?

So, yep.

Thanks!

Have fun!

Greki

 

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Dear necro-loup,

Regarding to your question sent this past Sunday, March 22, 2009 to everyone’s favorite weirdo, Chutkat (whom forwarded it to me, btw), which goes:

 

Who am i?

 

I have… several things to say, in fact:

 

I’m quite sure that just like with everyone else, questions of your identity frequently crossed your mind at some point or the other. It is this one query that we all seem to share, and the answer is often expressed in so many different ways that sometimes, when we check up other’s people points of view in the matter, we end up a little bit more confused than how we started. Just write that question in the search box on DA, and you’ll get to see what I mean… it seems though, that people do tend to agree on one thing: They are who they are and they don’t care your opinion on the matter… which is kinda contradictory as they do accept comments…

And they also don’t say who they are, hmmm…

Anyway, specialists throughout time have often tried to analyze this little query of ourselves very often, and while some of them might be close to spot on, some are utterly hopeless. But well, supposedly they’re the authorities on the matter; so many people listen to them. If you’d like to know a slightly more objective point of view, I’ve found one pretty much alright: http://www.susanblackmore.co.uk/Articles/ehe92.htm This is serious stuff, people, serious stuff.

But I particularly don’t believe that we should complicate matters that much.

The next website is pretty much spot on:

http://www.starfall.com/n/me/me/load.htm?f

Lol, don’t you just love it? XD

 

Anyway, one more thing:

You’re someone.

 

Thanks for the question!

Have fun!

Greki

 

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Dear Anonymous,

Regarding to your question sent this past Monday, March 23, 2009, to me, myself, and I, which goes something like this:

 

Why am I asking you a question?

 

All I have to say is this:

…

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…Next!

 

Lol, just kidding. Anyway, here’s a question for you:

Aren’t you supposed to know why the heck you’re asking me a ques--tion~? Why, he~lloooww!

But oh, well…

Anyway, according to http://www.dictionary.reference.com a question is:

“A sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply.”

So, since I’m this someone, I’m supposed to give you “information in reply.” Now, since you’re asking me the reason why you’re asking me, I must say in response that you’re asking me to tell you information… So I will give you that:

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.

Most lipsticks contain fish scales.

When content, llamas hum.

A new baby usually deprives its parents of 400-720 hours of sleep the first year.

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

 

…So, did it help?

 

Thanks for the question!

Have fun!

Greki