May 2

 

Dear C’y,

Regarding to your question sent this past… can’t say an accurate date, considering we had to send back and forth in order to clear up a few details that I didn’t quite understand, but… were finally able to come up with something like this:

 

Who was the first fashion designer?

 

I have to sa—BUUUURRP.

Excuse me.

I have to say something like this:

Dunno.

 

Well, you see, anyone with half a mind would say that it was Charles F. Worth.

 

And no, that “F” mean that…

 

Either way, you know? How can they say for sure that he was the first one?

 

I bet there were these little girls and ladies that all liked to imagine their own dresses someway or another.

Not to mention all those bunch of artists that somehow manage to do hate-able clothing just ‘cause it is so darn cool!

 

Either way, if we went back down to the very basics…

I’d say the birds.

Or dinosaurs.

Whomever thought up first the idea that “pretty” is indeed useful…

 

…Please, don’t ask me what kind of useful…

 

Just… watch discovery channel (or animal planet) if you don’t know what that means…

 

Back to track.

 

Maybe God,

Or Allah,

Or Zeus,

Or… dunno just think up of any deity that seems to have been the creator of all mankind.

 

But, for sure? Who knows.

 

And well, that’s all for today!

 

Beware of the pork flu!

And don’t go giving smooches to people, who know what you’ll catch!

Soo, see ya!

Have fun!

Greki

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Dear Anonymous,

Regarding to your question sent this past Children’s Day (April 30, 2009) to—btw, I hope you don’t consider me one of those snot-eating, poop machines, because if you do, I--… err, back to track, to me, which goes something like this:

 

It is true that, in the early last century, a squirrel could cross Spain without touch the dirt?

 

I would like to say:

This was not easy for me.

I mean, what’s wrong with people nowadays!

First, I had to endure someone’s metaphorical, nihilistic, immoral, metaphysical, intellectual, spaghetti and who knows what else-something or the other’s speech, in order to find out just what the heck you were talking about…

Elsewhere.

 

And then, only to learn that squirrels are apparently little perverts with stuff in between their teeth that like to drown little children in ponds…

Good grief, dude.

Good grief.

 

Anyway, leaving drama aside…

Kinda hard to cross anywhere without touching the dirt.

Perhaps the floor, but not the dirt.

‘Cause really, whether you like it or not, dirt usually touches you.

 

Hmm… that sounded so wrong in so many levels…

 

Must be the influence of the perverted little rodents…

 

Either way, pretending to say that you said “floor” instead of “dirt”… supposedly back then Spain was covered in trees.

And well, all over Eurasia there were (and still are) these little furry pests known as red squirrels.

Some sort of tree-dueling squirrels that, if I’m not wrong, used to be…

Well, let’s not be explicit now, shall we?

Anyway, their skin was used as currency.

Whoops, that was explicit.

Oh well.

So, perhaps not alive, but at least they certainly could make it all over without touching the floor.

 

Oh, btw, please don’t sue me for cruelty toward animals.

I’m just stating the truth of how things were in the past.

 

Hmmm, anyway, I found out, though, that even nowadays a squirrel can cross Spain without touching either the dirt or the floor without being necessarily… stiff.

 

Just use SquirrelMail!

The webmail for Nuts!

 

...Seriously.

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So… does anyone know what the heck is “chungichungo”?

 

Thanks for the question!

Have fun!

Greki