Yesterday I went to see some demons and wrestlers…

Dancing the Conga.

…

Chutkat was then sent on a mission.

I wanted to be a wrestler.

…I got stuck as a demon.

Anyway, is 4:00 a.m. too much to ask for?

…Don’t answer that.

Anyway, these demons and wrestles used to be my teachers.

I belong to them now.

Poor kids.

I bet they’ll never live it down.

So, yep, likewise today I lived weird stuff.

I discovered Gulevache.

You see, there is nothing sexier than telling someone “besucádme, besucádme!”

With all the feeling in the world…

And stuff.

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So, I suppose you’re wondering what’s up with the Gulavache…

Well, here is when I introduce my dearly anonymous friend:

Dear Anonymous,

Regarding to your question sent on CBFT-TV’s birthday (September 6), which goes
something like this:

Is it true that gulevache is almost a dead language?

I have to say one thing:

Buá!

Questa juevento non amorisca lo bona!

Tantuma dedesdicha!

TANTUMA DEDESDICHA!

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Indeed.

You see, Les Luthiers are now a little bit…

Old.

Up until today I had no prior knowledge to their existence.

Thus I came to the conclusion that they no longer knock people’s socks off.

Thus poor Gulevache suffered the consequence.

And Gulevandia died and sank away.

So I tell you now kids, check internet if you want to keep good Gulevache alive.

And Gulevandia as consequence.

That way everyone will live happily ever after.

Fin.

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…

…What?

Did you expect me to give you the website?

…

Dream on. :P

Thanks for the question!

Have fun!

Greki